What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:48

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do some children hate their parents?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?